The 'Invisible' Arsenal

Yep, the title is right,it is the invisible, (not invincible) according to berita harian web site under the title of "Janji Van Persie buat Arsenal". the following is the quotation from the article;

"Kini van Persie menjadi satu-satunya pemain kelas dunia yang masih tinggal dalam skuad Arsene Wenger selepas kumpulan pemain yang digelar “halimunan” kerana menjuarai Liga Perdana Inggeris 2004 tanpa sebarang kekalahan, meninggalkan kelab itu seorang demi seorang."

so,  today let learn a little bit of english. the first word is INVISIBLE, meaning 'halimunan' in malay. the second word is INVINCIBLE, meaning something like 'kebal' or 'tidak dapat dikalahkan'.

i'm sure this is just a silly mistake but as a well known local news paper,  you should be more careful when translating such a simple word as that or else, it will cost you dearly later.

and one more thing, i'm not sure what the writer mean by van persie is the only world class player at arsenal as arsenal also have cesc fabregas, samir nasri (both predict to move but not yet), jack wilshere, aron ramsey, thomas rosicky, thomas vermaelen, maroune chamakh, bacary sagna and few more. they are all world class player who represent their country. some of them even a captain for their country (vermaelen, chamakh, ramsey).

if the writer mean van persie was a part of the invincible (or invisible according to writer), then he/she (i dont know?) makes another mistake as van persie move from feyenoord to arsenal in may 2004 and he doesn't included into 2003/2004 unbeaten 49 squad (even though arsenal still unbeaten at the start of the 2004/2005 season until they beaten by manchester united in october 2004).

p/s: part two is a Arsenal Die.Hard.Fan!!! :D

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Hottest Chikaro: Which one you want?

Today, let us 'usha' two of the hottest 'chikaro' in asia.

First, let me introduce you to Nong Poy Treechada.

Cute isn't she? She is now already 27 years old, a supermodel from thailand. she has a perfect body for  a model, height of 171cm, weight 48kg and measurement of 33-24-36.

lets see a few more pictures of her.

and below is her picture with her boy friend (untrusted source).

 

now, let see the other chikaro I found this morning. her name is Kiyoshi Sakurazuka. she is also 27 years old with height of 160cm and weight just 40kg. so cute and kecik molek. T.T

take a look...

 

 

 

 and one more thing... she is from japan and work as a cosplayer.

so, which one do you prefer? Nong Poy or Kiyoshi?

if you choose Nong Poy, let me tell you a truth about her.actually, she was a.............

'HE' back then. she does the operation when she was 17 years old. hahaha...

so, who choose Kiyoshi? actually, your choice are worse because she was a 'HE' too, and....

she still a 'HE'.hehehehe..

Kiyoshi is a crossdresser (wear a cosplay with opposite gender). he is a normal man with an extra ordinary cuteness. here is his photo with his girl friend.

 

 

 

I know, he is more cute right? :D

p/s: HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE....

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Anti-20cent per plastic bag campaign.

I'm sure most of you already know about plastic bag campaign in Malaysia. Do you agree with the way this campaign being implemented?

Well, I know that I don't agree with it. It is not that I am anti green or anything, but whether you realize it or not, corporate companies are actually making money through this campaign.

I'm sure most of you have been through this situation where a cashier actually did ask you whether you want  a plastic bag or not. And they will charged you 20 cent per plastic bag.

I absolutely irritated with this situation. How come they make a profit with this campaign? I hope the authority will investigate this and came with a proper solution.

I suggest that every shops must provided paper bag for customer to replace plastic bag or, simply make plastic bag illegal so that no companies will make an extra profits. The best example in Malaysia is of course McD. Well, I'm not promoting them, but they did provide paper bag for their customer. If you see movies from Hollywood also, you'll see them carry paper bag when shopping rite?

p/s: KFC also ask 20cent for their plastic bag nowadays. Shame on you KFC!!!

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Deserted Island

One day, three friends, an american, a french and a polish found themselves at a beach of deserted island after their cruise was crush down by a typhoon. in order to get themselves back home, they start to search something that can be use to build a raft.but there are nothing on that island except for one old lamp.(like Aladdin's lamp).

so, the american start to rub the lamp, hoping that a genie will come out to grant his wish.a moment later, a genie really come out but he say, he will grant only one wish per person.

the american without any hesitation wish to be back to his home at new york. then the french rubbing the lamp and wish to go to paris. so, the genie had granted both of their wish.

after both of them gone, the polish feel so lonely and very sad.then the genie ask "why are you so sad? I am here to granted anything you want."

after hearing what the genie said, the polish feel really happy and wish " I am so lonely here, I wish my friend are back."

WISH GRANTED.

THE END.

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BORANG YANG BORING

Just finish filling up forms for my training allowances. I hate filling up forms, especially manually (by pen).

The question ask sometimes annoyed me. For example when I filling up a job application form for one company (don’t remember which company), they even ask what is my ambition (cita-cita)!!!

What The Hall assembly??????

Then the form usually ask a repetition question, such MyKad number, then ask again your date of birth, (which already in MyKad number) and your age. Come on~~

What most annoying is, they ask the same question (exactly the SAME!!!) two or three times. Like this forms I just finished, they ask my name like eight times, my “penjamin’s” name three times and the address...(my god~). I have to write my address (same address) for both ‘alamat surat menyurat’ and ‘alamat tetap’.

If they ask just once is ok, but... arghhhhhhhh!!!!

What concern me is, are they really gonna through all of it? I doubt bout it! And for employer, the thing you ask in the form is already in applicant’s resume. Stop asking unnecessary questions!!!

p/s: katakan TAK NAK kepada BORANG.

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Lion vs Panda

On another day, Lion had pick up a fight with Panda. Panda said the same thing as tortoise, asking Lion to tie up his hair.

Lion replied, “Put out your ray-ban, I don’t want to break it.”

The End.

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Boy + Girl = ZINA

This post were copy pasted circle-circle (bulat-bulat :P) from HazHand blog. This is a story about how a man tricks a girl into ZINA.

For girls out there, beware of it. Don’t easily fall into men’s words or you will regret it later.

Believe me, I’m a man and I know what do a men want from a girl. This post is in Bahasa:

1. salam. Blh sy kenal awk? Sy tertarik dgn prwatakan sopan awk. Dah lama sy prhatikn awk. Awk dak baik n sy trtarik la dgn tudung labuh awk. Sy harap kite bleh brkenalan.. ukhuwah fillah org kate..sy x terer sgt arab ni…

2. Trima kasih krn mnerima sy. Sy akan try sedaya upaya sy mnjaga awk dan mgikut syariat. Sy tau sy bukan baik sgt, tp demi Allah, sy cuba buat yg trbaik utk awk…

3. Ingat tau,,jaga aurat leklok..jgn bagi org lain nmpk..kuar ngan kwn2 tau.. jgn sorg2..blk contact sy ek..sy doakan awk selalu..

4. awak,nape x contact sy. Sy risau awk kuar lama2..ye..mmg sy xde hak pun..sy tau sy percaye awk,,tp sy x tau la nk kate cmne. Kite slalu nmpk dari jauh je ek.Tp sy rasa awk mcm dkt je ngan sy. Mgkn ni org kate cinta kot,,wak..awk cinta sy x? xnk bgtau.. tp sy tau awk cinta sy..awk da malu nk jln tmpt sy lepak sbb malukan?..kih3. .tq.. i love u too..

5. Wak,,selain family,,Allah dan rasulnyer.. awk sayang sape ek? Sape saya dlm hati awk?

6. Wak wak..dr kawan kite just pggl sy awk je..mcm x special plk diri sy utk awk. sy tringin gak nk jd cm member2 sy. Pggl syg.. bole ke? Awk pggl sy bi ek? Rasa mcm baby sket. X salah kan.. just panggilan je..thanks syg.. love u... ..

7. Yang. kekdang bi tgk syg ni mcm x prcaya bi je. Yela, bi just tanya syg pkai apa je kan .. tq ek gtau,,mkin dalam pulak rindu kat syg ni... .hihihi..

8. Yang bi nak syg tau,,sayanglah segalanya utk bi,,syg la pmberi semangat utk bi... yang... ..bi harap bi ngan syg xde rahsia lagi ek.. jgn risau..inikan membuktikan bi caring.. so jgn risau..k..yeye. . bi janji kan jaga rahsia kite..just msg je kan..love u..papai.. mmuahh!

9. Syg..da lama kite msg,,leh kite jumpe x? ye..ayang bwk la kawan2 k..tq yunk! i love u.... ..

10. Tq pggl bi ngan pgglan abg.. abg tggu lame da..abg tau..kite x leh pakse dlm hubungan..la iqra hafiddin..hehe. . sikit sikit je..kih3..

11. Hi syg,,watpe 2? Nk ckp sket.. nape syg bwk satu battalion nak jumpa abg?... syg x caye kat abg eh.. huhu..

12. Syg..kite jumpe k?..abg suka syg pakai tudung yg abg beli tu..cam wardina lak..bkn syg x cntk.. just nmpk mkn cntk la..nipis sikit je.. nnt jumpa nnt syg bwk sorg dah la k..

13. Syg..abg sory ngan apa jd td.. abg trsentuh jari syg td.. Tol gak ckp syg eh,,trsentuh xpe..TER.. hehe..makin tebal la pulak cinta abg kat syg..

14. Thanks jumpa td,,syg cntk la.. Ololo..abg romantik sket pun salah ke? Ske abg romantik ek? Hehe.. Eh,,td jumpa abg da berani tenung abg ek..hoho.. tgk td kwn syg cam ske kat kwn abg je.. senang la kita jumpa pasni.. tgk..Allah memberkati hubungan kite.. syg solat dah ke? Doakan abg skali ek..miss u..

15. syg..just nk tanya.. syg cinta bg berapa percent? Apa tandanya eh? 50% je... huhu..yang. . just nk tanya..rambut syg panjang x? just thinking of u at the moment…

16. Td terbeli tudung pendek.. yg abg bg kat syg tu.. syg..bg la gmbr syg special untuk abg yg pakai tudung td 2.. Cntk nye syg..gambar ni nak wat wallpaper hp ngan kompter abg la..

17. Yang.. syg cintakan abg berapa percent? Sepenuh hati Thanks syg..love u too.. abg janji,,abg akan jaga syg baik2 dan xkan tinggalkan syg...

18. Syg..da lame kita couple kan.. xkan abg pegang tgn pun nak marah.. Syg kan milik abg.. Thank 4 being understanding. .

19. Syg kata Syg cintakan abg sepenuh hati.. kalu gitu..apa buktinya Syg cintakan abg..?

SELEPAS ITU BARU BERMULA ZINA YANG SEBENAR...

20. huh!... syg mengndung? tahu kat ne... cube check balik dgn doktor... xkan sekali buat dah mengandung,,check balik k..

21. huh! btol la syg mengndung ni?? syg,,utk kebaikan kita berdua,,lebih baik syg gugurkan kandungan tu.. gugurkan k..

22. Nape plak xnak? xberdosa la klu bunuh benda yang masing xbernyawa.....gugurkan jelah!!! jgn buat masalah bleh x!!

23. xsakitlah!!! nape manje sangat ni! xkan bnda mudah cam tu pun xbleh buat..

24. sori syg,,abg xbleh temankan syg ke klinik tu,,abg malu klu terserempak dgn family or member,,malu la abg klu diorg nmpak abg bwk syg dgn perut syg yg besar tu..

25. Ape!! RM 5,000?? kau yg mengandung... kau cari sendiri la duit nak gugurkan anak tu.. bukan masalah aku.. lantak kau la... bukan masalah aku jgak keluarga kau pulau kau.. kau tu yg bodoh!! kau ingat kau tu cantik sgt?? aku dah xingin kat kau!! pergi mmpos!

26. jgn kol n msg lg bleh x?!.. aku sbuk.. xde masa nk layan kau!...

27.(terputus hubungan)

*wanita itu mati akibat kegagalan proses penguguran..

*si lelaki mencari mangsa baru..

*dan kejadian terus berulang…..

p/s: The best love experience is a love after marriage. Couple before marriage will suck out the sweetness from the life after marriage.

p/ss: The SWEETNESS of coupling will stop at the moment you gave up your virginity. So, keep it as your INSURANCE.

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